Best friends and outcasts Celeste (Margaret Cho) and Bam Bam (Bruce Daniels) ditch suffocating small-town life and head for New York City, where they sign up to be contestants in a reality makeover show in this hilarious adventure. One disaster follows another, and when the past converges with the present, it seems as though the friends will be losers forever. But Celeste and Bam Bam are about to learn that sometimes "winning" isn't everything.