Liberal arts college campus life gets a good-natured skewering in this romp about friendship, love and purloined food. Standing trial in a university court for lifting goods from the cafeteria are dim-bulb buddies Matt and Grogan (Paul Soter and Kevin Heffernan). They're defended by winsome "lawyer" Suzanne (Kayren Butler), with whom their friend Felix (Steve Lemme) is obsessed. Can Felix get his moronic mates off the hook -- and get the girl?