Create your list
Browse from thousands of movies and shows.
We send out your disc the next business day.
Watch and repeat
Free returns, plus no due dates or late fees.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer (Len Cariou) reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment -- such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest." The compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles and movie trailers comes courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion. But the film's most intriguing credit is Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher.