Two and a Half Men

2003 TV-14 12 seasons

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Two and a Half Men

2003 TV-14 12 seasons
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Carefree bachelor Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) sees his womanizing days come to an abrupt end when his high-strung, recently divorced brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), moves into his Malibu pad with his wisecracking young son, Jake (Angus T. Jones). Despite the frequent and hilarious chaos, Charlie learns that family comes first, although his caustic mother (Holland Taylor) often complicates matters.
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Summary of Season 1 (2003) - 4 discs

Everything's cruising along great for swinging bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen) until his newly divorced brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), and young nephew, Jake (Angus T. Jones), invade his Malibu pad in this hilarious CBS sitcom. While helping with Jake, Charlie tries to assist his uptight brother the only way he knows how: with booze and women. Yet the odd couple does have one thing in common: a mutual aversion to their pushy mom (Holland Taylor).
Widescreen 1.78:1
Portuguese, English, French, Korean, Spanish (Neutral)
English: Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround, Portuguese: Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
TV-14 - This program contains some material that many parents would find unsuitable for children under 14 years of age.
age 16+
Common Sense rating OK for kids 16+
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age 16+

Common Sense Note

Parents need to know that this adult-oriented comedy pins most of its jokes on references to alcohol and sex. One character's promiscuous behavior (and his ongoing problem with alcohol) is played for laughs, and episodes have implied oral sex, masturbation, etc. Characters also use words like "assface," "peckerhead," "bitch," etc. Female role models are scarce, and most women are portrayed as controlling, confused, or desperate. There are also jokes about a woman questioning her sexual orientation and a running gag about a single woman being a stalker. One of the characters is a boy coming into adulthood. Star of the first eight seasons, Charlie Sheen, is often in the news for real-life behavior involving violence, drugs, prostitution, and family drama.

Sexual Content

Frequent references to sex by main character, and plenty of sex talk in general (including references to things like bestiality, strippers and hookers). Scenes of men and women kissing and in bed.


Not applicable


Characters use words like "assface," "peckerhead," "bitch," "fart," etc.

Social Behavior

Although Alan, Charlie, and Jake have become a non-traditional family over time, the brothers' parenting methods are hardly exemplary. Most relationships (between brothers, sons, mothers, girlfriends, etc.) involve some level of dysfunction, and Jake seems to get away with far more than he should.


Not applicable

Drugs / Tobacco / Alcohol

In the first eight seasons, Charlie's problems with alcohol are a running joke. He often drinks hard liquor during the day and gets drunk to the point of blackout (and falling off decks, etc.). It's not uncommon to see him sitting at the kitchen table with a bottle of alcohol and a half-full glass.

  • Age appropriate
  • Not an issue
  • Depends on your child and your family
  • Parents strongly cautioned
  • Not appropriate for kids of the age

This information for parents is provided by Common Sense Media, a non-profit organization dedicated to improving kids' media lives.

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